{"product_id":"above-my-pay-grade-act-your-wage","title":"Above My Pay Grade – Act Your Wage Enamel Pin","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"96\" data-end=\"144\"\u003eBecause my salary does not include solving that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"146\" data-end=\"302\"\u003eThis one’s for the underpaid, over-aware, and strategically unavailable. You see the problem. You understand the problem. You are not absorbing the problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"304\" data-end=\"370\"\u003ePromotion-level responsibility? Entry-level wages? Absolutely not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"372\" data-end=\"521\"\u003eWhether it’s management chaos, client meltdowns, or someone trying to hand you their crisis with a smile, this little beauty is your glossy refusal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"523\" data-end=\"569\"\u003e✨ Why it deserves a raise (but won’t get one):\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"571\" data-end=\"765\"\u003ePolite phrase. Ironclad boundary.\u003cbr data-start=\"604\" data-end=\"607\"\u003ePerfect for meetings where you suddenly develop selective hearing.\u003cbr data-start=\"673\" data-end=\"676\"\u003eA wearable “please escalate elsewhere.”\u003cbr data-start=\"715\" data-end=\"718\"\u003eLooks professional. Feels passive-aggressive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"767\" data-end=\"775\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"777\" data-end=\"974\"\u003eHard enamel with bold, high-contrast lettering\u003cbr data-start=\"823\" data-end=\"826\"\u003eGlossy finish, approx. 1–1.25 inches\u003cbr data-start=\"862\" data-end=\"865\"\u003eRubber clutch backing\u003cbr data-start=\"886\" data-end=\"889\"\u003eComes on a branded backing card because even underpaid legends deserve presentation\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Petty \u0026 Unhinged","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53730993013076,"sku":"53730993013076","price":5.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0917\/6118\/1012\/files\/Above_my_paygrade_enamel_pin_petty_unhinged.png?v=1771775944","url":"https:\/\/pettyandunhinged.co.uk\/products\/above-my-pay-grade-act-your-wage","provider":"Petty \u0026 Unhinged","version":"1.0","type":"link"}