{"product_id":"go-drain-someone-else-straw-not-included","title":"Go Drain Someone Else – Straw Not Included Pin","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"180\" data-end=\"221\"\u003eBecause I am not your renewable resource.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"223\" data-end=\"438\"\u003eThis one’s for the drained, the over-it, and anyone who’s had their last ounce of patience siphoned by someone who thrives on chaos. You know the type. Always dramatic. Always exhausted. Somehow always your problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"440\" data-end=\"450\"\u003eNot today.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"452\" data-end=\"633\"\u003eWhether it’s workplace energy vampires, attention-hungry acquaintances, or that one person who monologues instead of converses, this little beauty says what your soul is screaming.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"635\" data-end=\"664\"\u003e✨ Why it absolutely delivers:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"666\" data-end=\"841\"\u003ePeak petty with plausible deniability\u003cbr data-start=\"703\" data-end=\"706\"\u003ePerfect for boundary setters with sharp humour\u003cbr data-start=\"752\" data-end=\"755\"\u003eA wearable “please redirect your nonsense”\u003cbr data-start=\"797\" data-end=\"800\"\u003eLooks cute while refusing to be drained\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"843\" data-end=\"851\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"853\" data-end=\"1045\"\u003eHard enamel with bold, unapologetic lettering\u003cbr data-start=\"898\" data-end=\"901\"\u003eGlossy finish, approx. 1–1.25 inches\u003cbr data-start=\"937\" data-end=\"940\"\u003eRubber clutch backing\u003cbr data-start=\"961\" data-end=\"964\"\u003eComes on a branded backing card because even exasperation deserves presentation\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Petty \u0026 Unhinged","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53730865381716,"sku":"53730865381716","price":5.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0917\/6118\/1012\/files\/Straw_sarcastic_enamel_pin_petty_unhinged.png?v=1771880717","url":"https:\/\/pettyandunhinged.co.uk\/products\/go-drain-someone-else-straw-not-included","provider":"Petty \u0026 Unhinged","version":"1.0","type":"link"}