{"product_id":"i-could-be-meaner-oversized-tee","title":"I Could Be Meaner Oversized Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eA public service announcement in t-shirt form.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis tee is for the people who get accused of being mean when, in reality, they showed Olympic-level emotional restraint. Because if we're being completely honest… you \u003cem\u003ecould\u003c\/em\u003e be meaner. Much meaner. But you chose peace. Temporary peace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing a subtle front chest print for that quiet, emotionally dangerous energy. Perfect for passive aggressive coffee runs, pretending you’re “fine”, and letting people know they’ve already used up their final warning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eAvailable Colours:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Black\u003cbr\u003e• White\u003cbr\u003e• Sport Grey\u003cbr\u003e• Sand\u003cbr\u003e• Light Pink\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eFit \u0026amp; Sizing:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Oversized fit\u003cbr\u003e• Unisex sizing\u003cbr\u003e• Size up for maximum “don’t talk to me” energy\u003cbr\u003e• Available in S–3XL\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003eFabric:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Soft heavyweight feel\u003cbr\u003e• Comfy enough for rotting in bed\u003cbr\u003e• Durable enough to survive group chats and emotional damage\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly, if you’re wearing this, chances are you already gave them more patience than they deserved.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Petty \u0026 Unhinged","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55816560542036,"sku":"55816560542036","price":15.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0917\/6118\/1012\/files\/ChatGPTImageMay16_2026_10_55_20AM.png?v=1778936253","url":"https:\/\/pettyandunhinged.co.uk\/products\/i-could-be-meaner-oversized-tee","provider":"Petty \u0026 Unhinged","version":"1.0","type":"link"}