{"product_id":"meeting-survivor-should-ve-been-an-email","title":"Meeting Survivor – Should’ve Been an Email Enamel Pin","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"130\" data-end=\"205\"\u003eBecause 45 minutes of your life were stolen and you’ll never get them back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"207\" data-end=\"443\"\u003eThis one’s for the calendar prisoners, the nod-and-smile professionals, and anyone who sat through a “quick sync” that could’ve been three bullet points and a send button. You contributed nothing. You learned nothing. You aged slightly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"445\" data-end=\"462\"\u003eBut you survived.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"464\" data-end=\"605\"\u003eWhether it’s status updates, circular discussions, or someone discovering ideas in real time, this little badge is your participation award.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"607\" data-end=\"637\"\u003e✨ Why it’s painfully accurate:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"639\" data-end=\"815\"\u003eCorporate humour with emotional damage\u003cbr data-start=\"677\" data-end=\"680\"\u003ePerfect for office legends and remote workers alike\u003cbr data-start=\"731\" data-end=\"734\"\u003eA wearable “this could’ve been an email.”\u003cbr data-start=\"775\" data-end=\"778\"\u003eLooks celebratory. Feels resentful.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"817\" data-end=\"825\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"827\" data-end=\"1018\"\u003eHard enamel with bold, high-contrast lettering\u003cbr data-start=\"873\" data-end=\"876\"\u003eGlossy finish, approx. 1–1.25 inches\u003cbr data-start=\"912\" data-end=\"915\"\u003eRubber clutch backing\u003cbr data-start=\"936\" data-end=\"939\"\u003eComes on a branded backing card because even wasted time deserves recognition\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Petty \u0026 Unhinged","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53731085549908,"sku":"53731085549908","price":5.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0917\/6118\/1012\/files\/I_survived_another_meeting_enamel_pin_petty_unhinged.png?v=1771759742","url":"https:\/\/pettyandunhinged.co.uk\/products\/meeting-survivor-should-ve-been-an-email","provider":"Petty \u0026 Unhinged","version":"1.0","type":"link"}