{"product_id":"people-1-star-experience","title":"People – 1 Star Experience Enamel Pin","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"96\" data-end=\"151\"\u003eBecause if humans were a product, we’d all return them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"153\" data-end=\"363\"\u003eThis review-style beauty is for the socially exhausted, the customer-service survivors, and anyone who has interacted with the general public and lived to tell the tale. Expectations? Low. Disappointment? High.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"365\" data-end=\"391\"\u003eYou tried. They ruined it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"393\" data-end=\"500\"\u003eWhether it’s strangers, co-workers, family gatherings, or dating apps, this is your official rating system.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"502\" data-end=\"531\"\u003e✨ Why it’s brutally accurate:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"533\" data-end=\"694\"\u003eReview format for maximum petty impact\u003cbr data-start=\"571\" data-end=\"574\"\u003ePerfect for introverts and customer-facing warriors\u003cbr data-start=\"625\" data-end=\"628\"\u003eA wearable “would not recommend.”\u003cbr data-start=\"661\" data-end=\"664\"\u003eLooks funny. Feels personal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"696\" data-end=\"704\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"706\" data-end=\"893\"\u003eHard enamel with bold, high-contrast lettering\u003cbr data-start=\"752\" data-end=\"755\"\u003eGlossy finish, approx. 1–1.25 inches\u003cbr data-start=\"791\" data-end=\"794\"\u003eRubber clutch backing\u003cbr data-start=\"815\" data-end=\"818\"\u003eComes on a branded backing card because even nightmares deserve packaging\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Petty \u0026 Unhinged","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53731069329748,"sku":"53731069329748","price":5.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0917\/6118\/1012\/files\/people_fucking_nightmare_1_star_enamel_pin.png?v=1771760319","url":"https:\/\/pettyandunhinged.co.uk\/products\/people-1-star-experience","provider":"Petty \u0026 Unhinged","version":"1.0","type":"link"}