{"product_id":"shit-show-admit-one","title":"Shit Show – Admit One Enamel Pin","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"99\" data-end=\"150\"\u003eBecause at this point, we all have front-row seats.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"152\" data-end=\"389\"\u003eThis ticket-shaped beauty is for the people who showed up, looked around, and realised… oh. This is a mess. Workplace drama? Family chaos? Global nonsense? Personal life held together by vibes? Congratulations. You’re attending the show.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"391\" data-end=\"458\"\u003eNo refunds. No intermission. Just vibes and questionable decisions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"460\" data-end=\"600\"\u003eWhether you're surviving Monday, navigating group chat meltdowns, or starring in your own minor disaster, this is your official entry pass.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"602\" data-end=\"639\"\u003e✨ Why it deserves a standing ovation:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"641\" data-end=\"846\"\u003eTicket-shaped for maximum theatrical energy\u003cbr data-start=\"684\" data-end=\"687\"\u003ePerfect for chaotic environments and “what now?” moments\u003cbr data-start=\"743\" data-end=\"746\"\u003eA wearable acknowledgment that yes… this is indeed a shit show\u003cbr data-start=\"808\" data-end=\"811\"\u003eLooks cute while everything burns\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"848\" data-end=\"856\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"858\" data-end=\"1039\"\u003eHard enamel in a bold ticket silhouette\u003cbr data-start=\"897\" data-end=\"900\"\u003eGlossy finish, approx. 1–1.25 inches\u003cbr data-start=\"936\" data-end=\"939\"\u003eRubber clutch backing\u003cbr data-start=\"960\" data-end=\"963\"\u003eComes on a branded backing card because even disasters need good marketing\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Petty \u0026 Unhinged","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53730614018388,"sku":"53730614018388","price":5.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0917\/6118\/1012\/files\/Shit_Show_Ticket_enamel_pin_petty_unhinged.png?v=1771776361","url":"https:\/\/pettyandunhinged.co.uk\/products\/shit-show-admit-one","provider":"Petty \u0026 Unhinged","version":"1.0","type":"link"}