{"product_id":"still-alive-but-dead-inside-soft-goth-survival","title":"Still Alive but Dead Inside – Soft Goth Survival Enamel Pin","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"134\" data-end=\"191\"\u003eBecause technically breathing isn’t the same as thriving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"193\" data-end=\"385\"\u003eThis coffin-shaped beauty is for the emotionally exhausted, the Monday survivors, and anyone running purely on caffeine and obligation. You’re here. You’re functioning. Spiritually? Debatable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"387\" data-end=\"445\"\u003eIt’s dramatic. It’s relatable. It’s disturbingly accurate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"447\" data-end=\"584\"\u003eWhether you’re navigating corporate purgatory, social obligations you didn’t want, or just existing in 2026, this little coffin gets it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"586\" data-end=\"616\"\u003e✨ Why it absolutely resonates:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"618\" data-end=\"782\"\u003eCoffin shape for full gothic commitment\u003cbr data-start=\"657\" data-end=\"660\"\u003ePerfect for tired legends with dark humour\u003cbr data-start=\"702\" data-end=\"705\"\u003eLooks spooky. Feels realistic.\u003cbr data-start=\"735\" data-end=\"738\"\u003eA wearable “I’m fine” that nobody believes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"784\" data-end=\"792\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"794\" data-end=\"978\"\u003eHard enamel in a bold coffin silhouette\u003cbr data-start=\"833\" data-end=\"836\"\u003eGlossy finish, approx. 1–1.25 inches\u003cbr data-start=\"872\" data-end=\"875\"\u003eRubber clutch backing\u003cbr data-start=\"896\" data-end=\"899\"\u003eComes on a branded backing card because even the undead deserve good branding\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Petty \u0026 Unhinged","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53730907554132,"sku":"53730907554132","price":5.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0917\/6118\/1012\/files\/Still_Alive_coffin_enamel_pin_petty_unhinged.png?v=1771780676","url":"https:\/\/pettyandunhinged.co.uk\/products\/still-alive-but-dead-inside-soft-goth-survival","provider":"Petty \u0026 Unhinged","version":"1.0","type":"link"}