Meeting Survivor – Should’ve Been an Email Enamel Pin

Because 45 minutes of your life were stolen and you’ll never get them back.

This one’s for the calendar prisoners, the nod-and-smile professionals, and anyone who sat through a “quick sync” that could’ve been three bullet points and a send button. You contributed nothing. You learned nothing. You aged slightly.

But you survived.

Whether it’s status updates, circular discussions, or someone discovering ideas in real time, this little badge is your participation award.

✨ Why it’s painfully accurate:

Corporate humour with emotional damage
Perfect for office legends and remote workers alike
A wearable “this could’ve been an email.”
Looks celebratory. Feels resentful.

Details:

Hard enamel with bold, high-contrast lettering
Glossy finish, approx. 1–1.25 inches
Rubber clutch backing
Comes on a branded backing card because even wasted time deserves recognition