Overstimulated Sweatshirt

For the people who are one notification, one loud chewer, and one “quick question” away from a full system reboot.

This sweatshirt perfectly captures the vibe of existing in modern society while your brain has approximately 74 tabs open and at least 12 of them are playing music.

Soft, oversized, and emotionally accurate, ideal for avoiding eye contact in supermarkets, cancelling plans you agreed to while feeling optimistic, and sitting in silence because absolutely everything is annoying today.

Available Colours:

• Ash Grey
• Black
• Sand
• White
• Light Pink

Fit & Sizing:

• Oversized comfy fit
• Unisex sizing
• Available in S–3XL
• Size up for peak “leave me alone” comfort

Fabric:

• Thick cosy feel
• Soft fleece interior
• Designed for emotional support and avoiding responsibilities

Warning: may cause strangers to say “omg same” while you’re actively trying not to interact with anyone.