Snacks & Select People Badge – Priorities, Babe

Let’s be honest: snacks are the real ride or die.
This badge is for anyone whose loyalty lies with crisps, carbs, and maybe three carefully vetted humans. It’s cute, it’s blunt, and it’s so emotionally unavailable.

Stick it on your bag, hoodie, or snack drawer as a warning label: low social battery, high snack drive.

✨ Why it’s a whole mood:

Makes a very specific and accurate statement

Perfect for introverts, snack lovers, and selectively social gremlins

Pairs well with iced coffee and ignoring group chats

Details:

Matte/glossy finish (depending on your style)

Comes on a branded backing card because we snack in style

Doesn’t come with snacks (we know, rude)