Tears of My Enemies Badge – Stay Hydrated, Babe

Stay hydrated, we’re running on drama and the salty tears of haters.
This “Tears of My Enemies” badge is your daily reminder that you're thriving while someone else is rage-scrolling your feed.

Stick it on your jacket, tote, or work lanyard. Let the passive aggression do the talking.
No apologies. Just vibes.

✨ Why it slaps:

• Perfect for the emotionally unavailable and spiritually petty

• Doubles as a warning label and hydration flex

• A+ gift for the one friend who always looks too good to be emotionally stable

Details:

• 38mm button badge

• Glossy finish, sassy text, unbothered energy

• Comes on a backing card (because obviously, we’re extra)