Tried to stop swearing | Funny Ceramic Coaster

I've Tried to Stop Swearing, But I Cunt 

I've tried. Really, I have.

But apparently swearing is just part of my sparkling personality.

For anyone whose vocabulary is 50% sarcasm, 40% profanity and 10% pretending to be socially acceptable.

This colourful ceramic coaster is the perfect gift for your favourite potty-mouthed legend.

Some habits are worth keeping.

✨ The Important Bits

• Material: Ceramic with cork backing

• Size: Approximately 10 × 10 cm

• Finish: Smooth ceramic surface with colourful printed design

• Care: Wipe clean with a damp cloth only. Not dishwasher-safe. Do not soak.

💕 A Little Heads-Up

Colours may vary slightly from those shown in the photographs due to differences in screen settings, lighting and the printing process.

Same attitude. Slightly different shade of fabulous. 💅